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1946–2008 United States
Robert Lynn Asprin (June 28, 1946 – May 22, 2008) was an American science fiction and fantasy author and active fan, best known for his humorous MythAdventures and Phule's Company series.
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“How much did that ridiculous maintenance job of yours pay?”
The House that Jack Built (2001)
Malcolm had forgotten how very young eighteen was, with its mixture of invincible assuredness, fragile emotions, and the desperate need to be taken seriously—even when caught in complete ignorance.
Time Scout (1995)
Once a knight, always a knight. But once a king is once too often.
Hit or Myth (1983)
All the years he’d spent fooling himself into thinking that what he did was correct was simply time wasted from his life, on delusions and fantasies that kept him from seeing what he was and where he was inevitably headed with genuine clarity.
Wagers of Sin (1996)
So fare the fortunes of men, Skeeter thought bitterly, when seven wolves and a sheep decide what’s for lunch. Perfect democracy: everybody got to vote. Even the lunch.
Wagers of Sin (1996)
“Education,” he smiled, “is never a waste of time.”
Time Scout (1995)
“You know,” Malcolm remarked to no one in particular, “I’d say that chap doesn’t enjoy time travel.”
The House that Jack Built (2001)
“He’ll get a life sentence for the illegal trafficking alone and probably a death sentence for the people he killed along the way.” He sighed slightly. “I always did fancy happy endings.”
Wagers of Sin (1996)
“Uncle Sven and I are about to start your first lesson in survival theory.”
Time Scout (1995)
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