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Quotes from Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary — Richard Summerbell

born 1956 Canada

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9 quotes

People don't grow up — they just begin to overestimate their own importance.

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Immoral (definition): Obsolete expression meaning "politically incorrect".

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Relationship (definition): Liaison usually involving two people and their dirty dishes.

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Right wing (definition): As with the left wing, half the propulsive force of a flightless bird.

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Closet (definition): Basement suite of a heterosexual outhouse.

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Unnatural act (definition): Any everyday act not equally typical of cattle, sheep, and horses. Singing, smoking, and various heterosexual and homosexual acts are included.

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Deviant (definition): A person who wanders from the One True Path and is caught urinating somewhere in the midst of the unthinkable. A person taking any exit ramp off the freeway of self-righteousness.

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Erotica: the depiction of naked men. Depictions of naked women are far less innocent and are known as "pornography".

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Butch (definition): Macho with a purse.

Abnormally Happy: A Gay Dictionary (1985)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Richard Summerbell (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.