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Patrice O'Neal Quotes

1969–2011 United States

Patrice Lumumba Malcolm O'Neal (December 7, 1969 – November 29, 2011) was an American stand-up comedian, radio personality, and actor.

United States
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I generally don't like living in a world where being what a man is, is a horrible thing; and no matter what a woman is, is a wonderful thing.

A beautiful 35-year old ain't as good-looking as an ugly 19-year old.

I just think the closer we (as a species) think we get to God, the closer we get to death.

Men want to be alone, but we don't wanna be by ourselves.

Women want us to like them, but they don't even like each other.

Have your opinion, don't let your opinion have you.

Having women work with men is like having a grizzly bear work with salmon . . . dipped in honey.

People always say "Don't you support the troops?" But the troops are an entity that just follows orders. It's not about individuals or people. So when I say "I don't support the troops", I'm saying I don't support the bankers and politicians who are making them do what they do.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Patrice O'Neal (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.