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born 1949 England
Patrick Condell (born 23 November 1949) is a British stand up comedian, writer and secularist. He has incited controversy with outspoken monologues on various video websites denouncing notions of religion and political correctness, and defending atheism.
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Being called closed-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.
Well it's a gloomy, rainy old day to be here in London, but it could be worse; I could be in Saudi Arabia where men are men, and women are cattle.
'Faith' is merely fear dressed up as virtue.
Religion disapproves of original thought the way Dracula disapproves of sunlight.
Black privilege means that you get to take the knee, raise a fist, and smear millions of decent English people as racists.
It seems to me that if God had intended for you to cover your face then, in His wisdom, He would have provided you with a flap of skin for the purpose.
The marauding third world savages who terrorise people in their own homes are victims now? Tell somebody who cares.
Dear subhuman white people, you are the new niggers. Get to the back of the bus.
‘Trans’ women are not women. They are men with mental problems.
Sharia … is, of course, invalid because it's God's Law, and God doesn't exist.
What is the difference between a Doctor of Medicine and a Doctor of Theology? One prescribes drugs, while the other might as well be on drugs.
I don't respect your beliefs and I don't care if you're offended.
Political Correctness is Cultural Marxism in action.
“Transgender” is a fashionable mental disorder being presented to kids as a legitimate medical condition. Shameful.
People keep framing this as a religious freedom issue, but there's a difference between practising your religion — which everyone has the right to do — and rubbing your religion in people's faces as a triumphalist political statement, which is what's happening here.
if a Swedish news editor was ever gang raped by Muslim immigrants it would be hard not to laugh.
You know, I found out recently that the word "heretic" comes from the Greek word "airetikós", meaning "able to choose" — which pretty much says it all, don't you think?
If you're looking at the Bible for a guide to living a compassionate, wise and humane life, well, frankly you've got more chance of finding a lap dancing club in Mecca or a virgin in a catholic orphanage.
On the other hand, and let's face it, there's always another hand, unless you're a Saudi Arabian shoplifter of course, hurt feelings can be quite traumatic. I've heard that it can take seconds, sometimes even minutes, to get over it.
I admire anyone who's genuinely trying to achieve spiritual enlightenment and live a peaceful life. But religious dogma is a barrier to that. The last thing a dogmatist wants is for anyone to be enlightened, any more than a pharmaceutical company wants anybody cured.
Time Out London (2006)
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