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1948–2025 England
John Michael Osbourne (stage name: Ozzy Osbourne; 3 December 1948 – 22 July 2025) was an English musician known as the lead singer of Black Sabbath and for his solo career, under his own name.
England Actors Singer-songwriters Also known as: Osbourne, Ozzy, Ozzy
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If you want to be fucking individual, don't get a tattoo. Every fucker's got one these days.
You don't accidentally become an asshole. It takes a bit of work.
What I've Learned (2005)
Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note!
I live in a 9 million dollar turd.
We're the Osbournes, and I love it.
I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!
Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.
Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a buttload of fucking bubbles!?
I'm not going to get up there and do a half-hearted Ozzy looking for sympathy. What's the fucking point in that? I'm not going up there in a fucking wheelchair.
I like warming my butt by the fire.
Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
[on Kelly's drummer friend] Anyone that beats fucking skins for a living has got to be somewhat weird.
[To Kelly, after he's become suspicious] You haven't been playing doctors and nurses have you?
Nobody tells me fuck all!
People ask me, "Do you regret anything?" Sure, I have fucking regrets. But if I didn't have my life the way it's been or the way it's gonna be, I'd be fucking with the big guy in the sky.
What I've Learned (2005)
Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the fuck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH!
I know what's going to be on my tombstone, and there's no getting around it: "Here lies Ozzy Osbourne, the ex–Black Sabbath singer who bit the head off a bat."
What I've Learned (2005)
The idea of a band nowadays is 5 pretty boys, one with a tattoo, one with a shaved head, and on and on. What the fuck is that? I mean, I like Britney Spears, I think she's pretty, but I'm not from the Mickey Mouse Club-I'm from the Godzilla Club!
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. I did it (the O-Z-Z-Y tattoo across his knuckles) when I was 14. I was in jail for something. I could have had it removed, but why? It's my trademark. People stop me and say, 'Let me have a look at your hand.'
I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time.... what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!
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