The year 2000: April 43rd.—To-day is a day of splendid triumph. Spain has a king; he has been found, and I am he. Diary of a Madman (1835)
All the world knows that France sneezes when England takes a pinch of snuff. Diary of a Madman (1835)
[P]eople think that the human brain is in the head. Nothing of the sort; it is carried by the wind from the Caspian Sea. Diary of a Madman (1835)