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I pity that chump Conan O'Brien.
Mother, There is No Other. Like Mother So treat Her right, treat Her right.
Quit yo Jibber-jabber! You ain't hurt, yo pathetic!, Argh! If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again, you're gonna meet my friend pain! Snickers, get some nuts!
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I pity Screech, because everybody pitied Screech. --NBC 75th Anniversary Special
I'm Mr. T and I'm a "Night Elf Mohawk"! What's YOUR game?
World of Warcraft Advert (2007)
I ain't no computer hacker!
World of Warcraft Advert (2007)
As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal.
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When you see me now, I'm nothing but a big overgrown tough mama's boy. And I speak that with glee because the problem with society is we don't have enough mama's boys.
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It takes a smart guy to play dumb.
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People ask me what the "T" stands for in my name. If you're a man, the "T" stands for tough. If you're a woman or child, it stands for tender!
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I tell people that I was born and raised in the ghetto, but the ghetto was not born and raised in me.
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For 5 years Mr. T disappeared. Fools went unpitied and Jibba-Jabba went unchallenged!
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I pity the fool who drinks soy milk.
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I said "Hell no, because you didn't find a weapon; or if that's the charge you would have to lock me up because my hands and feet are deadly weapons."
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I pity the university for not giving T enough time. You know I got all duded up, got dressed, the students were all ready for me, then they gave me short time. So I pity them. So if they want to be unpitied, they'll invite me back and give me more time.
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I believe in the Golden Rule - The Man with the Gold... rules.
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People ask what gives me the authority to give advice? I say, First of all, I don't give advice. Dr Phil gives advice. Mr T helps people. I motivate them, I inspire them, I give them hope, and I plant the seed so they can feel good about themselves.
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I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close.
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I'm not perfect, I'm not an angel, but I try to live a certain way because it brings honour and respect to my mother. I tell people that when they look at me, they're looking at nothing but a big, overgrown, tough mama's boy. That's who I am.
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I wanted to win to feed the hungry people of my community. I didn't want to win to buy a diamond – I didn't have no diamonds then. I didn't want to win to buy a car, I didn't want to win to bring a couple of chicks downtown to a hotel. I wanted to win to feed the poor people of the community.
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