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Mitch Fatel Quotes

born 1968 United States

Mitch Fatel (born Mitch Fertel in 1968) is a stand-up comedian in New York. Fatel performs regularly at the famed Comedy Cellar.

United States
Comedians
Stand-up comedians

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I'm as close to retarded as you can get and still live alone, I'll admit that. If there was an island for retarded people, I would be their king. They would be like "he can cut his own meat, he will lead us!"

Miniskirts & Muffins (2004)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Mitch Fatel (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.