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Mike Warnke Quotes

b. 1946

Michael Alfred "Mike" Warnke (born 19 November 1946) was a Christian evangelist and comedian who became one of evangelical Christianity's best-known experts on the subject of Satanism until an investigation by Cornerstone magazine revealed his testimony of having been a reformed ex-Satanist was a lie.

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Pregnant women got someone else in there hangin' from their ribcage goin' "We got to go now."

Stuff Happens (album) (1985)

Christians don't gossip, they "share"; and when they really get mean, they "share in love". If a Christian comes up to you and says, "I'm going to share this with you in love", watch out.

Stuff Happens (album) (1985)

Don't ever get between a pregnant woman and the bathroom door; it don't matter if the sister's saved, she'll hurt you in Jesus' name! She'll be saying 'I pray for you in a minute.'

Stuff Happens (album) (1985)

Christians have their own language.

Stuff Happens (album) (1985)

Now, after the concert, y'all are going to want to pig out. But you don't want to say you're going to go pig out. So one of you is come up to the other and say, "How about a little fellowship?"

Stuff Happens (album) (1985)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Mike Warnke (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.