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Mike Lange Quotes
1948–2025
Mike Lange (March 3, 1948 – February 19, 2025) was an ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL. He is known for colorful and bizarre expressions.
Random Mike Lange quote
25 quotes
Tell your ma, tell your pa, I'm gonna send you back to Arkansas!
Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!
Lord Stanley, scratch their names on your fabled Cup!
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!
The Stanley Cup has come to the city of Pittsburgh!
Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!
(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.
And ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!
(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.
Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy!
Hop in the Cordoba, baby, we're going bowling!
Scratch my back with a hacksaw!
He beat him like a rented mule.
Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick!
And you can spit-shine your shoes Pittsburgh, you're going dancing with the Lord of Lords, Lord Stanley!
How much fried chicken can YOU eat?
He's smiling like a butchers dog!
Shave my face with a rusty razor!
He smoked him like a bad cigar!