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If you have to do it every day, for God’s sake learn to do it well.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
It is always safe to tell people that they’re looking wonderful.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Neurotics dream of a good life, or a great suicide note.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Age is a slowing down of everything except fear.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
It is a feeling at once stimulating and flat, to know that someone you do not love is in love with you.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
An artist is a socially unattractive person whom socially attractive people make money out of.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Tough and funny and a little bit kind: that is as near to perfection as a human being can be.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
With men, as with women, the main struggle is between vanity and comfort; but with men, comfort often wins.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
If everyone gave a tenth of his worldly goods to the person he most admired, the rich would just get richer.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Many things can make you miserable for weeks; few can bring you a whole day of happiness.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
Those who turn to God for comfort may find comfort but I do not think they will find God.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)
People who won't have a TV set in their house get more pleasure from their refusal than most of us get from TV.
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981)