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Marty Feldman Quotes

1934–1982 England

Martin Alan Feldman (8 July 1934 – 2 December 1982) was an English comedian and BAFTA award winning actor who began his career as a comedy writer. He was known for his bulging eyes.

England
Actors
Comedians
Film directors
Screenwriters

Also known as: Feldman, Marty

Random Marty Feldman quote

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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

When I quoted Bulwer Lytton's "The pen is mightier than the sword" to Marty Feldman he added reflectively, "Yes, and considerably easier to write with."

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.

I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Marty Feldman (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.