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My dad is actually a manic depressive, which is very exciting half the time.
Comedy Central Presents (2007)
I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.
Not Sold Out (2002)
Do you remember when you used to be able to remember five phone numbers?
Tickets Still Available (2006)
In the digital age our idea of political activism is forwarding an e-mail. You copy four people and think, "I've done my part for today."
Tickets Still Available (2006)
The only difference between disappointment and depression is your level of commitment.
Tickets Still Available (2006)
Pearl Harbor the movie, arguably, was worse than the invasion itself.
Not Sold Out (2002)
We certainly showed those Afghanis for what those Saudis did. But hey, can’t shit where you eat, you know?
Not Sold Out (2002)
Hey, please, if you don't know me, please take a few seconds just to judge me by how I look. Appreciate the laugh there, thank you very much.
Comedy Central Presents (2007)
Do you think Beethoven had any inkling in even the darkest recesses of his unconscious, when he was deaf and sweating over his Fifth Symphony, that one day it would emit from some idiot’s pocket, and the response would be "Darn, it’s my mom"?
Not Sold Out (2002)