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Quotes from The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad — Malcolm Azania

born 1969 Canada

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Good triumphs over evil when it’s better organized, better trained, better armed, sneakier, and gutsier than evil.

The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004)

There’s only two types of people in the world, Ye, weird and boring.

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We challenge ourselves to try at least four new bizarrities in every week’s groceries.

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People are so lazy, they want everything to be simple, but nothing is simple. Nothing.

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It is better not to know and to know that one does not know, than presumptuously to attribute some random meaning to symbols.

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People get accustomed to evil like they get accustomed to smog or noise or graffiti! But it doesn’t change what it is.

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How odd—disturbing, in fact—to hear someone address a god with such profane irreverence. But I suppose that the history of mythology is nothing if not proof that celestials are the instructors of man’s worst sins.

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Nothing like hope to doom you.

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I know I’m not the same man I was eight days ago.
And I know it’s time to find out who I am.

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Thursday is practically Friday and Friday is Friday.

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Loopier than a snake in a garden hose.

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Good people get hurt—bad people get ahead, get rich, get your girl. Good doesn’t triumph over evil. So, do I believe in God?
He doesn’t believe in me.

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I’m not saying Hamza’s cheap, but if the only thing standing between our solar system and a fleet of intergalactic enslavers was Hamza’s wallet crunched inside his fist, we’d all be drilling methane wells on Pluto right now.

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The history of human development can neatly be divided into two epochs: (1) the feminine, yin, agro-sedentary pastoral idyll of the old-to-late Paleolithic Mother-Earth-Goddess religions and (2) the masculine, yang, technomobile hunter-gatherer-warrior field effect of urbanized, late-Neolithic-to-Modern Father-Sky-God religions.

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It’s a special kind of hugging, the kind where deep down you’re facing the unspoken fact that this’s the last time you’re gonna hold somebody, and so you make your cells hold on, make em drink in somebody’s scent and texture, so you can keep em with you after the world has taken em away.

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That uncountable myths and legends and ecclesiastical operas and dirges have at their core, if not in their trappings, near identical mechanisms, performances, and outcomes is proof most solid of the centrality of the panhuman subconscious—or superconscious—experience of the myriad and manifold wonders and terrors of the cosmos.

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They’re everything that’s wrong in this instant-coffee and microwave age. ‘I want it now.’ There used to be that romantic image of going off to Tibet and climbing the mountain to speak to the wise man. And when you got to the top, he could tell you the truths of the universe. Now people wanna take a helicopter to the top—or e-mail him!

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Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Malcolm Azania (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.