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Keith Olbermann (born January 27, 1959) is an American journalist and former sportscaster, who hosted Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC from 2003 through January 2011, an hour-long nightly newscast that counts down the top news stories of the day.
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Without [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it.
"An uprising of the reasonable is our only chance."
Without humor, a sports fan is a religious fanatic. Without humor, a newscast is a terrible, depressing, unpalatable thing.
A good craftsman doesn't blame his tools.
He will drool the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse.
I just think if you're 44 years old and you're not smarter than you were when you were 35 years old or 25 years old, just stay in your room.
It's deep, and I don't think it's playable.
There has been a [name of player] sighting.
I can read his lips, and he is not praying.
Mister Dictionary has failed us yet again.
"I do know without fear of contradiction what the definition of life is and it is 12 words long. 'Life is defined by how much you improve the lives of others.' "
It's such a simple thing, really. It's an awareness that the other people in the world are other people, and that you are one of them. That every time you have a chance to help somebody out, to do what's right instead of what you think you're supposed to do, you should do it.
If you make a decision in your life, even one as eminently logical and self-improving as "Why'd you start washing your hair every day?" and you start getting questioned hourly about it, you're going to start second-guessing yourself.
He puts the biscuit in the basket.
He beats him like a rented goalie!
"Courage is a mutual thing."
"You know the Art Rule: Do something that entertains/interests YOU, if you're lucky it'll do (the) same for others"
(Name of player) From way downtown...BANG!
The format of the nightly newscasts is still very much 1981 — "Tremble, onlookers! I am the anchorman and now here is a miracle: a report by satellite from many thousands of miles away. I will return to introduce another one in due course."
He pulled a groin. His own we hope!
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