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Many women would like to dream with men without sleeping with them. Someone should point out to them that this is utterly impossible.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
If I return some people's greetings, I do so only to give them their greeting back.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
I hear noises which others don't hear and which disturb for me the music of the spheres, which others don't hear either.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
When I read, it is not acted literature; but what I write is written acting.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
My language is the common prostitute that I turn into a virgin.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
Der Fortschritt feiert Pyrrhussiege über die Natur.
Many things I am experiencing I already remember.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
I like to hold a monologue with women. But a dialogue with myself is more stimulating.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
Psychoanalysis is that mental illness which claims to be its own cure. (Vienna, 1972)
A woman is, occasionally, quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
Sound opinions are valueless. What matters is who holds them.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
Most writers have no other quality than the reader: taste. But the latter has the better taste, because he does not write - and the best if he does not read.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
There is no doubt that a dog is loyal. But does that mean we should emulate him? After all, he is loyal to people, not to other dogs.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
"A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just come round, mine is always lit."
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
A "seducer" who boasts of initiating women into the mystery of love is like a stranger who arrives at a railroad station and offers to show the sights to a tourist guide.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
Nothing is more narrow-minded than chauvinism or race hatred. To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all. No petty prejudices!
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)
Many share my views with me. But I don't share them with them.
Half-Truths and One-And-A-Half Truths (1976)