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born 1942 United States
Judith Sheindlin (born October 21, 1942) is an American lawyer, judge, TV personality and author, best known to the public as Judge Judy after her internationally popular daytime TV program of the same name. She is well-known for her sharp tongue and no-nonsense wit.
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I want you to stop getting hysterical over NOTHING!
I don't care whether you had a 30-day notice, a 3-day notice, or a partridge in a pear tree!
Your lawsuit is such a crock of baloney.
Let me tell you something: if you live to be a hundred, you'll never be as smart as I am in one finger.
You're irritating me. It's not a good thing to start off by irritating the person who's supposed to decide your case.
Let me explain something to you, Fresh Mouth: I'm the only one who makes jokes.
If I could fine you for stupid, I would fine you for stupid.
Don't be a wise guy in here, sir. There's only one wise person in here - and that's Byrd.
Try not to be too nervous. I only digest litigants on Thursday.
DON'T SPEAK! See how fast I can get the smile off your face?
Consider yourself having been reasonably humiliated in front of ten million people. Now, without saying another word, turn around, and find the exit. Goodbye.
(To a law student) Does the word "shyster" mean anything to you?
I'm not 25, and I'm not 5'8". But I know when someone is pulling my leg.
Let me tell you something. This is my playpen, and I get the last word.
You say no, I say yes; I win, I'm the judge. Goodbye.
(To a football player) If you lie to me, I'll mop the floor with you worse than anyone who's ever tackled you.
Mr. Britton, don't be a wise guy, because I'm gonna mop up the floor with you if you're a wise guy to me. This is my playpen, not yours.
I got you ten ways from Sunday, madam!
NO it wasn't a gift, you FOOL!
to a defendant raising his hand to speak while plaintiff is speaking: You wanna lose, fast?