John Vorhaus Quotes
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John Vorhaus is an American novelist and author of nonfiction books about comedy writing and poker.
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To an asshole, the whole world looks dark.
Under the Gun (2008)
Go off in all directions at once; you're bound to get somewhere somehow.
The Albuquerque Turkey (2011)
The universe... doesn't owe us anything but an education, and it gives us lessons every day.
Replace, Wince, Repeat (2007)
The controlling idea... in so many facets of human interaction is: If you can't be right, be loud; if you're loud enough long enough, you will appear to be right.
Poker Night (2004)
I've lost myself in my work many times. If you love what you do, this can be a Zen thing, where past and future recede to a vanishing point and leave nothing but the perfect vexing, challenging, beguiling now.
The Albuquerque Turkey (2011)
[That] is the essence of poker: making tricky decisions based on incomplete information.
Poker Night (2004)