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Quotes from BBC Radio 4 - Dr John Cooper Clarke at the BBC — John Cooper Clarke

born 1949 England

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I always judge people by appearances; don't you anyway? I think clothes are important; that's where the nudist camp falls down.

BBC Radio 4 - Dr John Cooper Clarke at the BBC (2016)

I'm a short-term nostalgic; things were great ten minutes ago. If only I could go back there. At my time of life I suffer from déjà vu and amnesia at the same time; I can't remember what happens next.

BBC Radio 4 - Dr John Cooper Clarke at the BBC (2016)

I was arrested on the flimsiest of evidence. I was occupying the driver's seat of a car that didn't belong to me.

BBC Radio 4 - Dr John Cooper Clarke at the BBC (2016)

A suit where I can fall down drunk in a ditch get up the next morning and go on to a wedding; or more likely a funeral at my time of life. I could go to six a week but no man can live on vol-au-vents alone.

BBC Radio 4 - Dr John Cooper Clarke at the BBC (2016)

Everyone thinks they'll make a better judge than any judge don't they? You see these nonces getting off with a six quid fine and being given a house next door to a school. And you think 'I wouldn't have done that'.

BBC Radio 4 - Dr John Cooper Clarke at the BBC (2016)

...she took us out on a motor ride to a beach, it was a nudist camp.....What those people do on their time off is their own business, the dirty bastards.

BBC Radio 4 - Dr John Cooper Clarke at the BBC (2016)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: John Cooper Clarke (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.