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Johannes Grenzfurthner Quotes

born 1975 Austria

Johannes Grenzfurthner (born June 13, 1975, in Vienna) is an Austrian artist, author, director, researcher. He founded the art and theory group monochrom.

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The future is like the Jetsons, plus rape.

Christianity is a death cult gone horribly wrong.

Sometimes I surprise myself with my own face.

The great gender unifier is your asshole.

I think that Man in creating God somewhat overestimated his abilities.

It's not working from home, it's living at work.

Dreamt I had a meeting with the Austrian Film Institute about a grant. They told me I would never get one, but I should try insurance fraud.

Whenever I go to a botanical garden, I think of killing people with a spade.

A guy once screamed "Rammstein is fascist" in my face. I screamed "Laibach have seen better days!" back.

Strange to see radical anti-Semites using Facebook. I'd like to call that Zuckerberg's Paradox.

Did you know that if you removed all nerve cells from your brain and laid them out end-to-end in a straight line, you would die?

Everything in German sounds like a war crime. And everything in Austrian German sounds like a war crime served with whipped cream.

Hasta la victoria siempre! Never forget! And let anthropomorphized kiwis puke evil provitamins on Jean-Luc Picard!

Rammstein is an award-winning music-based German-teaching system for American goths.

Monotheism is a dictatorship. The number of the beast is 1.

Liberals believe being friendly and fair will make the world better. But our world runs by horrific rules. Fair-play doesn't change the rules. You just accept them.

Privacy is a bourgeois fantasy.

Watching a Norwegian film: character screams "Satan" and the English subtitle reads "Christ". That's was I call subliminal messaging.

Leftist memes are 25 pages long and have footnotes. (Original German: Linke Memes sind 25 Seiten lang und haben Fußnoten.)

I always wonder what the official web site of the GDR would look like if they were still around. Would they use Flash? Or HTML5?

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Johannes Grenzfurthner (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.