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Joe Haldeman Quotes

born 1943 United States

Joe William Haldeman (born 9 June 1943) is an American science fiction author.

United States
Novelists
Science fiction authors

Also known as: Haldeman, Joe

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44 quotes

“Everybody rich and happy.” She smiled. “Also complacent and rather stupid, you may have noticed.”

The Accidental Time Machine (2007)

YOU ARE VERY SUPERSTITIOUS. I HAVE FOUND THIS TO BE NOT UNCOMMON AMONG MATHEMATICIANS.

Infinite Dreams (1978)

One thing most of us agree on is that the universe exists (people who deny that usually follow some trade other than science), so if some theoretical particle interaction would lead ultimately to the nonexistence of the universe, then you can save a lot of electricity by not trying to demonstrate it.

Forever Peace (1997)

In a physical way we’re closer than any civilian pair could be, since in full combat jack we are this one creature with twenty arms and legs, with ten brains, with five vaginas and five penises.
Some people call the feeling godlike, and I think there have been gods who were constructed along similar lines. The one I grew up with was an old white-bearded Caucasian gent without even one vagina.

Forever Peace (1997)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Joe Haldeman (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.