Listens-To-Wind "Injun Joe": Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears. Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together. Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: The U.S. isn’t a perfect place, but it’s better than most people have managed to come up with. And all my stuff is there. Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: I can't believe I'm about to say this. So think real careful about where this is coming from: Have you people ever considered talking when you've got a problem? Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: That's Doctor Smart-ass. I didn't spend eight years in insult college to be called Mister. Turn Coat (2009)