50 quotes
Harry Dresden: This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than all of ours put together.
Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!
Small Favor (2008)
Harry Dresden: Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.
Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!
Fool Moon (2001)
Harry Dresden: Took cover. In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.
Dead Beat (2005)
Harry Dresden: Hers was a beauty so pure that it was nearly painful to behold--Athena heading out on a Friday night.
Changes (2010)
Carlos Ramirez: Everyone else who lets me ride on their dinosaur calls me Carlos.
Dead Beat (2005)
Harry Dresden: The U.S. isn’t a perfect place, but it’s better than most people have managed to come up with. And all my stuff is there.
Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: Boobs are near the center of the universe, until you turn twenty-five or so. Which is also when young men’s auto insurance rates go down. This is not a coincidence.
Ghost Story (2011)
Harry Dresden: We're all human. We're all of us equally naked before the jaws of pain.
White Night (2007)
Harry Dresden: I can't believe I'm about to say this. So think real careful about where this is coming from: Have you people ever considered talking when you've got a problem?
Turn Coat (2009)
Harry Dresden: Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.
Storm Front (2000)
Karrin Murphy: Yes, Your honor, your victim was killed by a werewolf.
Fool Moon (2001)
Harry Dresden: The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault.
Blood Rites (2004)
Harry Dresden: Blood leaves no stain on a Warden's cloak.
Proven Guilty (2006)
Harry Dresden: It's a place with a history, the neighbors are quiet, and my rent is cheap—though less so than it was before the demon thrashed my place.
Fool Moon (2001)
Harry Dresden: In McAnally's pub and grill, there aren't any service people. According to Mac, if you can't get up and walk over to pick up your own order, you don't need to be there at all.
Fool Moon (2001)
Michael Carpenter: I still can’t believe, that you came to the Vampires’ Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.
Harry Dresden: Not only that, but a cheesy vampire.
Grave Peril (2001)
Harry Dresden: Maybe it wasn't anything I'd done. Maybe the monsters had gone on strike. Yeah right.
Fool Moon (2001)
Harry Dresden: Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. Wizards and television.
Death Masks (2003)