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Quotes from Crackpot Palace — Jeffrey Ford

born 1955 United States

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You are no more nor less than any man—a hungry heart and a wavering will.

Crackpot Palace (2012)

They’ve told so many lies in their lives that they’ve run out and can now tell only the truth.

Crackpot Palace (2012)

Dreams are dreams and the future is like a hall of mirrors reflecting the past and offering up wavering illusions until everything shatters and you were cut to ribbons by shards of reality.

Crackpot Palace (2012)

I knew we were going somewhere I didn’t have any interest in going, because I was wearing a tie and jacket.

Crackpot Palace (2012)

“Do you remember what you wished for?” asked Stan.
“Only the one of them. I must have been ten or eleven.”
“Did it come true?” asked Groot.
“Hell no, I wished I’d never get old,” said Venner.

Crackpot Palace (2012)

The seventh expression was a blend of the look of a hungry child, the gaze of an angry ball, and the stern countenance of God. The report records that the creators were questioned as to how they came up with the countenance of God, and their famous response was, “We used a mirror.”

Crackpot Palace (2012)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jeffrey Ford (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.