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Jax Taylor Quotes

born 1979 United States

Jason Michael Cauchi, (born July 11, 1979) known professionally as Jax Taylor, is an American television personality, model, and actor. He was a series regular on the Bravo reality television series Vanderpump Rules (2013–2020) for eight seasons and its spin-off series The Valley (2024–25).

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Random Jax Taylor quote

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Dude, stop acting like you're the number one fucking guy in this group, man. I'm the number one guy in the group.

If a fucking squirrel would've looked at me with a fucking pussy, I would've fucked it.

He's a big boy, he puts his pants on two feet at a time.

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

I have to be the centre of attention because that’s how I get my validation.

Want to kill two birds with 13 stones.

Brandi and I want to say LaToya Jackson, when I heard all the yelling, I'm like what is Latoya Jackson doing yelling at Brandi for being racist.

I would just keep milking this cow because it's like a free cow, do you know what I'm saying

I took her bait, hook line and singer.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Jax Taylor (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.