"There was an ounce of mystery in his voice, something secretive, dark, almost as if the proverbial can of worms was about to be smashed open." Vampires of Portlandia (2020)
"Families don’t follow tradition as much as they used to. Family is still important, but many of the customs have fallen to the wayside. Some families, though, still hold onto tradition. Good, bad, or ugly." Vampires of Portlandia (2020)
"Salem was beautiful and historical, but something about being continually reminded of the witch trials didn’t sit well with her. She’d fight a man wielding a machete way before fighting witch hunters." Vampires of Portlandia (2020)