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Ian Holloway Quotes

born 1963 England

Ian Holloway (born 12 March 1963) is an English football manager.

England
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Soccer players

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I'd rather do that than build chicken sheds no-one wanted!

Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.

I love Blackpool. We're very similar. We both look better in the dark.

In the first-half we were like the Dog and Duck, in the second-half we were like Real Madrid. We can't go on like that. At full-time I was at them like an irritated Jack Russell.

The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking - he's got to have something wrong with him....Hopefully he's hung like a hamster! That would make us all feel better!

If you're a burglar, it's no good poncing about outside somebody's house, looking good with your swag bag ready. Just get in there, burgle them and come out. I don't advocate that obviously, it's just an analogy.

In football you need to have everything in your cake mix to make the cake taste right. One little bit of ingredient that Tony uses in his cake gets talked about all the time is Rory’s throw. Call that cinnamon and he’s got a cinnamon flavoured cake. It’s not fair and it’s not right and it’s only a small part of what he does.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Ian Holloway (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.