EVIL. That which one believes of others. It is a sin to believe evil of others, but it is seldom a mistake. A Book of Burlesques (1924)
Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God. A Book of Burlesques (1916)
It is a fact that no man improves much after the age of 60 and after 65, most suffer a really alarming decline. I could give some examples, but at the advice of my publisher will refrain from doing so. A Book of Burlesques (1916)