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born 1964 United States

Gregory John Gutfeld (born September 12, 1964) is an American television host, political commentator, comedian, and author. He is the host of the late-night comedy talk show Gutfeld!, which was formerly aired on Saturday nights as The Greg Gutfeld Show from May 2015 until March 2021, when it was announced that the show would move to weeknights.

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I don’t believe anybody with a concealed carry permit ever committed a mass shooting.

White supremacy is not a threat to them.

The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical.

QAnon violence! There is none!

The Canadian military wants to take a breather to do some yoga, paint landscapes, run on the beach in gorgeous white Capri pants. Isn't this the perfect time to invade this ridiculous country? They have no army!

Nothing will ever come close to Ted Kennedy meeting with the KGB in order to beat Ronald Reagan in 1984

We're not in a crisis moment.

I’ve had enough of people declaring emergencies in order to take control of our lives. I know that mass shootings are bad, but if we are going to do the numbers, then let’s do the numbers. It’s exceedingly rare compared to car fatalities.

I have the No. 1 late night show. I also have the only late night show — sorry — right now, so you don’t have a choice in this matter. And I am for no choices.

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Greg Gutfeld (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.