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Gina Barberi Quotes

Gina Barberi is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.

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Nothing bad ever happens if you don't do anything.

It's hard being a girl with nothing to thrust.

It seemed like an awful lot of trouble just to be naked.

I tripped and fell and posed naked for a magazine.

Is this from one of those smart foods you buy?

You'd be shiny and glossy and resist dust.

Prince Albert can't keep it in his pants.

Just cruise around until you see whores.

Next thing you know you’re out on your ass-hat.

I certainly haven't stuck my face in the wilderness.

I don't like to put the whole thing in my mouth.

I wanted a decorative pot to keep my hose in.

Hey, for many years I had nothing to thrust.

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the news.

You don't want to drop your gonorrhea. It's a mess.

Nice guys never have a soul patch.

How do you think it feels for me? I'm the one with the butter inside.

I had no idea I had such a memorable cervix.

My brains are going out my nipples.

I got a good job in a punchbowl.

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Gina Barberi (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.