The best place to watch Wimbledon F.C. is teletext. As you can tell, I dislike Wimbledon. Hate them, even. Attributed
(in the build-up to the France-Portugal semi-final at the 2006 World Cup) "This is the BBC and we will be completely impartial, so allez les bleus. With me tonight holding their lucky coqs sportifs under the desk are..." Attributed