I often confuse Americans and Canadians. By using long words.
Gary Delaney Quotes
Gary Edith Delaney (born 16 April 1973) is an English writer and stand-up comedian. His style of humour is one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan manner.
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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Gary Delaney (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.