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Quotes from Teaching the Pig to Dance — Fred Thompson

d. 2015 United States

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My daddy always said that a man who walks around with a smile on his face all the time can't possibly know what's going on.

Teaching the Pig to Dance (2010)

They say that God protects drunks and children. I would add young morons to that list.

Teaching the Pig to Dance (2010)

Teaching Latin to someone like me in high school was somewhat like trying to teach a pig to dance. It's a waste of the teacher's time and it irritates the pig.

Teaching the Pig to Dance (2010)

Minor surgery is surgery that someone else is having

Teaching the Pig to Dance (2010)

I heard Senator Sam Irvin of Watergate fame say something that stayed with me: 'If you can paint a really good picture of a cow, you don't have to write the word "cow" under it.'

Teaching the Pig to Dance (2010)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Fred Thompson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.