Eminem Quotes

born 1972 United States

Marshall Bruce Mathers III (born 17 October 1972), more widely known by his stage names Eminem and Slim Shady, is an Academy Award-winning actor and Grammy-winning American rapper.

United States
Actors
Autobiographers
Film producers
Music producers

Also known as: Marshall Bruce Mathers III

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I'm going to get my gun! This motherfucker wants to disrespect me? I've got something for his ass.

I can't change the way I am… but if I offended you, good, 'cause I still don't give a fuck!

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

This love triangle left us in a wreck, tangled [rectangle]

Revival (2017)

It's never too late to start a new beginning

Revival (2017)

What is life? Life is like a big obstacle put in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground.

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

Bitch, I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal!
I ain't trying to shoot you, I'm trying to chop you into pieces and eat you!

Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we're dealt
We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip 'em, don't expect no help

Relapse (2009)

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already—Mom's spaghetti

20 million other white rappers emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea, it'll be so empty without me

The Eminem Show (2002)

A lot of people ask me where the fuck I've been at the last few years? Shit, I don't know. But I do know I'm back now!

Relapse (2009)

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment—would you capture it, or just let it slip?

Man, get these wack cocksuckers off stage! Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from 'em—bitch, I'ma let you finish in a minute!

Recovery (2010)

I make elevating music, you make elevator music

The Marshall Mathers LP 2 (2013)

Fuck money. I don't rap for dead presidents; I'd rather see the president dead. It's never been said, but I set precedents.

Not a jealous man, but? Females lie.

What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny. Money is the root of all evil. Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down. What is life? I'm tired of life!

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo!

I just remembered that I'm absent-minded
Wait… I mean I lost my mind, I can't find it

The Slim Shady LP (1999)

Now get off my dick!
Dick's too short of a word for my dick—get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!

Recovery (2010)

Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard
But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?

Revival (2017)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Eminem (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.