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Ed Byrne Quotes

born 1972 Ireland

Ed Cathal Byrne (born April 1972) is an Irish stand up comedian. He was born in Swords, Dublin.

Ireland
Comedians

Also known as: Ed byrne

Random Ed Byrne quote

5 quotes

Trying to separate cigarettes and alcohol, that's against God's will!

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

For me snowboarding is basically like being beaten up by a mountain.

Different Class (2009)

Sometimes in your everyday life, you should say the right thing. But the wrong thing is funnier.

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

An isobar of emos. If anybody needs that explaining to them, it's because they are linked by their depression.

Different Class (2009)

Do you know what's odd and weird and strange - a democracy with a fucking Queen...Piers Morgan, who's a cock anyway...sweaty faced bollix.

Crowd Pleaser (2011)

Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Ed Byrne (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.