10 quotes
I ain't seen pussy in so long I'd throw stones at it.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work things out for the sake of the apartment.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
If cooking is an art, I think we're in our Dada phase.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
You can't kill the Rooster. You might can fuck him up a little sometimes, but you can't kill him.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgeable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
Because I'm both a glutton and a masochist, my standard complaint, "That was so bad", is always followed by "And there was so little of it!"
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of the these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
Friends always say, "How can you eat those? I read in the paper that they're made from hog's lips."
"And...?"
"And hearts and eyelids."
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)
The word phobic has its place when properly used, but lately it's been declawed by the pompous insistence that most animosity is based upon fear rather than loathing. No credit is given for distinguishing between these two very different emotions.
Me Talk Pretty One Day (2000)