Last Christmas I received a set of golf clubs that, my father likes to remind me, cost a goddamned fortune. He says that he would give his right arm for such a beautiful set of clubs. Barrel Fever (1994)
What did Trish's mother say when her daughter, heartbroken over her breakup with Randy, came to her in search of love and understanding?'If you're looking for sympathy you can find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.' Barrel Fever (1994)