9 quotes
Never in a million years will you hear somebody on the radio say "I'm up for runnin' up on them crackers in city hall."
Dave Chappelle's Block Party (2005)
The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.
Inside the Actor's Studio (2006)
There's times to be real, and there's times to be phony. That's right, I said it, phony! You think I'm this nice in real life?
Why do we have to say that black lives matter? Now, I admit that it's not the best slogan, but McDonald's already took "You deserve a break today."
You can't get un-famous. You can get infamous, but you can't get un-famous.
Inside the Actor's Studio (2006)
A black man would never dream of talking to the police high. That's a waste of weed. I'm serious. I mean, I'd be scared to talk to the police when I'm sleepy.
Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly (2000)
That's a cold game. That's the motherfucking capitalist manifesto, and that's why I went to South Africa. So now we got us a little secret, bitch.
Dave Chappelle: The Bird Revelation (2017)
There's a few reasons you don't see black people at my shows. One is because, obviously, black people have slower internet connections. I mean, that would be my guess. I don't know.
The Age of Spin: Dave Chappelle Live at the Hollywood Palladium (2017)
The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person, so they're crazy." That's bullshit. 'Cuz people are not crazy. They're strong people. Maybe the environment is a little sick.
Inside the Actor's Studio (2006)