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Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
I wasn't going to argue with a German about the psychology of a forced march – not even a guiltless German.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
Natural isn't something I get called a lot in Texas.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness means that each of us is free to go our own way, even if the ways some of us may choose to go seem sinful or shocking to our fellow citizens.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)
My proof that homosexuality is not a choice? A question for my straight male readers: Is there anything I could do or say or write that would convince you to willingly, happily, eagerly, anxiously, deliriously, lustfully put my dick in your mouth and leave it there until I had an orgasm? I rest my case.
Skipping Towards Gomorrah (2002)