The best thing about the Middle East is that is keeps the Far East and Near East from encroaching on each other. Misattributed
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Misattributed
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. Misattributed
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us. Misattributed