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Quotes from Kangaroo Too — Curtis C. Chen

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There’s nothing like pulling rank in the middle of a crisis to make people dislike you.

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Rumblings on Mount Olympus don’t affect the price of feta cheese in the agora.

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“Heels and Lunar gravity don’t really mix well.”

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I don’t know how long I can keep lying to someone I want to love.

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People always think differently of someone who’s been in an armed conflict. Even if she never picked up a weapon. She still picked a side.

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Hong doesn’t say anything. I can’t decide whether he’s being politely discreet or annoyingly neutral.

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I’ve already spotted a few more familiar faces. Apparently this crisis is the social event of the season.

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It’s like we’re doing a little dance. A very poorly choreographed, very violent dance, with dangerous chemicals and bullets as props.

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She squints at me. “Since when do you care about regulations?”
“Since they started helping me win arguments like this.”

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I’d just like us to consider all the possibilities. Especially the ones that involve me being an assassination target.

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Which, again, is very unlikely and would seem pretty ridiculous to any normal person, but as events keep reminding me: I don’t deal with normal people.

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Paul shakes his head. “Please tell me how much longer you would like to complain about this before I can leave and get back to work.”

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Of course, Jessica and I have already wandered pretty far from our original mission: what should have been a simple info buy has turned into the craziest road trip of all time, with a side of dysfunctional family reunion.

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Attribution

Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Curtis C. Chen (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.