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born 1974
Chris Pontius (born Christopher Andrew Pontius on July 16, 1974) is an American television personality and stunt performer. He is a member of Jackass and, with Steve-O, co-host of Wildboyz.
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There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.
Some people just don't know how to party.
With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.
My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
I gotta get in term with my sexuality, I gotta know what I'm all about.
For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
Pedal faster! Come on, there are crocodiles in this water and I hear they'll eat anything - even plastic!
That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
Today's debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
Steve-O, I don't like the man... he lost!
Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it
Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?
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