133 quotes
"I always thought cab drivers didn't pay attention to traffic, but this is ridiculous,"
City of Bones (2007)
"We need to talk. All of us. About what we're going to do now."
"I was going to watch Project Runway. It's on next."
City of Ashes (2008)
"He's probably never met a six-foot-tall hot elf-woman in a fur bikini, either,"
City of Bones (2007)
"There is no pretending, I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there is life after that, I'll love you then."
City of Glass (2009)
"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein."
City of Bones (2007)
"I know you don't have to help us out-it's a favor-"
"Stop. I don't do favors, Alec. I do things for you because-- well, why do you think I do them?
City of Ashes (2008)
"I don't want to be a man. I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
City of Ashes (2008)
"This is so weird. I keep expecting the truck to start sinking."
"I can't believe you just went through what we went through and you think this is weird."
City of Ashes (2008)
"I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct.' Will that make you happy?"
City of Ashes (2008)
"Because I foresee many romantic picnics in our future. You, drinking a virgin pina colada. Me, drinking the blood of a virgin."
City of Ashes (2008)
"You know, most psychologists agree that hostility is really just sublimated sexual attraction."
"Ah, that might explain why I so often run into people who seem to dislike me."
City of Bones (2007)
Isabelle with her whip and boots and knives would chop anyone who tried to pen her up in a tower into pieces, build a bridge out of the remains, and walk carelessly to freedom, her hair looking fabulous the entire time.
City of Ashes (2008)
"What did he promise you?"
"Oh, you know. The usual. A lifetime's supply of Knicks tickets."
City of Ashes (2008)
"I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners."
City of Bones (2007)
"Love makes us liars. The Seelie Queen told me that. So don't judge me for lying about how I feel. You do it too."
City of Glass (2009)
"I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for awhile. It relaxes me."
City of Ashes (2008)
"She was afraid you'd freak out? Start seeing demons in the White House?"
City of Bones (2007)
"Maybe. Although I doubt most Shadowhunters get a tattoo of Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their left shoulder."
City of Bones (2007)
"It's the Mortal Cup, Jace, not the Mortal Toilet Bowl."
City of Bones (2007)
"I thought you guys said only some of the vampire bikes could fly?"
"Only some of them can!"
"How did you know this was one of them?"
"I didn't!"
City of Bones (2007)