133 quotes
"Well, I'd certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death."
City of Bones (2007)
"We seem to be trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste. It's all very dull."
City of Ashes (2008)
"I have to buy Hanukkah presents. It's mandated by Jewish law. The God of the Jews is an angry God. And very gift-oriented."
City of Heavenly Fire (2014)
"When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinated to death?"
City of Bones (2007)
"He's quoting Dungeons and Dragons. Ignore him."
City of Ashes (2008)
"Much like postal service, demon hunters never sleep. 'Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these-'"
"You'd be in major trouble if gloom of night did stay you."
City of Bones (2007)
"I'll get the coffee if you find us a seat. What do you want?"
"Just coffee. Black – like my soul."
City of Bones (2007)
"It's not often you get to see someone drool. Especially with such total abandon. Mouth wide open and everything."
City of Ashes (2008)
Then again, it was Jace. He'd pick a fight with a Mack truck if the urge took him.
City of Ashes (2008)
"Honestly Jace, don't you know better than to play with broken glass?"
City of Bones (2007)
"Hearing my achievements recited is certainly gratifying, but I'm not sure what your point is, Alec."
City of Ashes (2008)
"I'm not sure anyone can make Jace do anything. But I think you can remind him that he has something to live for."
City of Ashes (2008)
"If you're calling me up just to chat, mundane, you must be lonelier than I thought."
City of Ashes (2008)
"The nod means, 'I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.'"
City of Bones (2007)
"If I made a joke about just dropping in, would you write me off as a cliche?"
City of Ashes (2008)
"If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
City of Ashes (2008)
"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have asked."
City of Bones (2007)
"I can't wait 'til you draw something really complicated, like the Brooklyn Bridge or a lobster. You'll probably send me a singing telegram."
City of Bones (2007)
"Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignation with the forces of darkness by my mom?"
City of Bones (2007)
"Well, you can go ahead and hang your head out of the car window if you feel like it."
Luke laughed. "I'm a werewolf, not a golden retriever."
City of Bones (2007)