Quotes from Brian Regan Live — Brian Regan
born 1958 United States
23 quotes
'Cause up until that day, I was an idiot, but nobody else knew, you know?
Spell a word wrong, sit down in front of your friends." Yeah, that's great for little egos:|Brian
"Brian, what the hell are you talking about!?" |Teacher
“Irwin! Irwin, what is the plural for ox?" |teacher
"Brian, how do you make a word a plural?" |teacher
"Brian, what's the 'I before E' rule?" |teacher
"Brian, what's the plural for MOOSE?" |teacher
"Brian, what’s the plural for box?" |teacher
"No, Brian. No, let me show you.” |teacher
"What are you, an idiot, Brian?" |teacher
'Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.' |Irwin
That's why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong, on purpose, so he could sit down, you know|Brian
"Alright kids, up against the wall. It's time for public humiliation. |teacher
That's a hard rule. That's a— that's a rough rule. |Brian
Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts. |Brian
He knew he wasn't going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours?|Brian
I wasn't even close! I was using numbers, and stuff!"|kid
"What are you speaking, German, Brian?" | teacher
"No, Brian, no... Let's try another one. Irwin, what's the plural for goose?" |teacher
Attribution
Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Brian Regan (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.