Brian Clevinger Quotes
born 1978
Brian Clevinger (born May 7, 1978) is the author of the webcomic 8-Bit Theater, he comic miniseries Atomic Robo, and the novel Nuklear Age.
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"X-Men Legends 2, it would be so much easier to enjoy you if your characters would ever shut up."
"Typing up a detailed news post at this moment would not further the goals of my great society. Stay tuned for ideological update."
"Anyone got a few million they wanna invest?"
"Sorry, I can't hear you over all the fun you weren't having while I was at E3 having fun."
"I'm so physically deficient that the act of sleep injures me. It's like I disprove evolution and intelligent design at once."
"Sorry about the delay. We were having unholy connection problems of the damned. But things seem to be working fine now."
"If you travel, do it smart. I need as many of you alive to buy as many things as possible. It's a cycle, you see, shaped like a pyramid."
"[...]is there a contest between developers to see who can make the most irresistable game for Brian? I'm trying to get some work done here!"
"As you may have noticed, a hurricane didn't kill me yesterday. I will celebrate my continued life with some ice cream this afternoon."
"My car has a new fortress. It will scoff at the hurricanes this year. Scoff like unto a scoffing machine."
"This is the part where I tell you guys that my first car was a Corvette that I got for, like, half price or something and you all hate me forever."
"[Sony's] sheer dedication to unbridled optimism for the PS3 is amazing. Really. If scientists could find a way to harness that energy, it'd be the next revolutionary industry to be shut down by Big Oil."
"You'll pardon me for being quick, but at this very moment brownies are coming into their ultimate form. Well, penultimate form, really. Let's not dwell on what happens afterward, or I'll lose my appetite."
"Florida weather is like living with a schizophreniac. Its mood is a fractured thing; it believes in real and unreal circumstances equally; and you're never quite sure if it'll come through with its share of the rent."
Japan, You're weird. We get it.