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born 1976
Brandon Ralph DiCamillo (born November 15, 1976) is a founding member of the CKY Crew and has risen to fame through appearances in the CKY video series and MTV's Jackass and Viva la Bam shows.
Also known as: Brandon Dicamillo
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"Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one."
"[Brandon farts in Bam's face, and Bam runs away.] What? do you run for fun?"
I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top!
"Lunch special 8.99, kids eat free.......shit."
"Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape..."
"See that guy in the corner? He whacks off to pictures of dogs"
Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama.
(Brandon) "I would do anything for corn." (April Margera) "Well I think corn just did something for you."
"Have you ever seen a Brazilian zorse?"
"Ralph could you please sit down and behave yourself or we are going to have to throw you out. As a matter of fact Ralph can you leave right now?....Ok sit down."
"Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with two hot ass bitches, I'll see ya next week if my name is Norm."
My name's Scott Bradford. I'm 19, gonna be 20 in, like, December. [metal clanging]