Bill Watterson Quotes
born 1958 United States
William B. "Bill" Watterson II (born July 5 1958) is the author of the comic-strip Calvin and Hobbes.
Also known as: Watterson, Bill, Calvin & Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes
Random Bill Watterson quote
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book (1995)
I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
"The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present"
Calvin and Hobbes (1985)
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist -- how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!
Calvin: That's the problem with nature. Something's always stinging you or oozing mucus on you. Let's go watch TV.
Something under the bed is drooling (1988)
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?