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Quotes from Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe — Bill Bryson

born 1951 United States

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The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.

Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe (1991)

I don't care how paranoid and irrational this makes me sound, but I know for a fact that the people of Paris want me dead.

Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe (1991)

We couldn't place their accents but we thought the smaller one might be Australian since he seemed so at home down under.

Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe (1991)

Much of the tablecloth was a series of grey smudges outlined in a large, irregular patch of yellow that looked distressingly like a urine stain.

Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe (1991)

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe (1991)

Bryson. You’ve got three kinds of chromosomes: X, Y and fuck-head. - Katz

Neither Here nor There: Travels in Europe (1991)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Bryson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.