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Quotes from I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US) / Notes From a Big Country (UK) — Bill Bryson

born 1951 United States

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There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US) / Notes From a Big Country (UK) (1998)

It would be a great abuse of my position to write that it was Northwest Airlines that treated us in this shoddy and inexcusable way, so I won't.

I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US) / Notes From a Big Country (UK) (1998)

Three things alone are certain when you venture into a loft: that you will crack your head on a beam at least twice, that you will get cobwebs draped over your face, and that you will not find what you went looking for.

I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US) / Notes From a Big Country (UK) (1998)

America is an outstandingly dangerous place. Consider this: every year in New Hampshire a dozen or more people are killed crashing their cars into moose. Now correct me if I am wrong, but this is not something that is likely to happen to you on the way home from Sainsbury's.

I'm a Stranger Here Myself (US) / Notes From a Big Country (UK) (1998)

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Quotes and notes from Wikiquote: Bill Bryson (page history), available under CC BY-SA 4.0.